I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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