i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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