shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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