He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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