All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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