elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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