Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Sorry my hands just texted you
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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