do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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