Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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