Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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