is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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