We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
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I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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