just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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