You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
stop calling my apartment porn island.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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