what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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