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• (352): View more from Florida

  New low: just hacked my moms facebook

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Why am I in a dog kennel?

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  It was for your own safety

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• (867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

  lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.

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• (516): View more from New York

  History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  That dog was the best thing i ever touched

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.

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