my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
His hands were made for my vagina.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Randomize
