i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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