I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
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He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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