you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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