I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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