thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
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Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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