I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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