Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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