I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
If I die, sorry about rent.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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