I can't watch pbs sober anymore
In America we eat man semen.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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