All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
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It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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