no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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