The maid of honor just puked.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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