it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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