She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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