But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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