cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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