When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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