I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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