Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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