these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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