Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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