WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
whose ass print is on the piano?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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