drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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