Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
It was confusing and full of hummus
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
