just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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