I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
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And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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