dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
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