I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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