You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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