google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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