i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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