Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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