At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I'm really into asian looking animals
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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