took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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