Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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