put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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