Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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