This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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